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Our porn star hero, Rayford Steele, interacts with women just like any porn star does — minus, of course, the sex. It's all about dominance, exploitation, titillation and the stroking of — in this case — egos.The article expands on this thoroughly, Clark arguing his seemingly-far fetched claim in a manner both compelling and convincing.
The other key factor, [Bart Delp of Delp Monument Company] notes, is that headstones can face east or west. The direction they face makes a big difference. ...But, why? Why on Earth (or Heaven, I guess) does any of this matter?
But in most cemeteries, headstones face east, which puts husbands to the left of their wives. "To make matters even more confusing," Delp adds, "many cemeteries have stones facing both ways. And then there's Brunnerville United Methodist, which buries the man on the right regardless of which way the stone faces."
Delp says he has met many cemetery caretakers who claim couples are buried that way so that at the rapture, when they rise out of the ground, they will be standing as they were when married.And what's so Damn important about facing east?
That is, while the husband lies to the left of his wife, their heads are close to the headstones. So they would rise in reverse – the husband to the right side of his wife.
"Take this," Delp says, "for what it's worth."
"When the Lord comes the second time," [Sam Stoltzfus] explains, "He'll come from the East." So the dead will rise correctly in greeting.
I'm not Catholic, or even Christian, but I'd love digging into the rules and structure of the Catholic church because they're like a strange mirror universe to that of Jewish teachings. And so linked is an explanation from a Catholic official on why exactly Catholics pray to Mary and not Jesus or God directly.